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  • A joke thread.

    Everybody always asks "what would He-Man do" completely ignoring the fact that The Original He-Man would ax you for crossing him!

    What does Jukkers post on Youtube? He Trollas* the comment section.

    (Trolls in. Trolla. Trolls Ins. **** it, I can't figure out how to type that but you get what I'm going for)

    I'm going to have to ask that we stick to ONE rule for this thread. Please, No mention or reference of real people who are living or that you wish to be dead! That isn't the point of THIS thread. Plenty of other threads to do that if you choose to express a joke in the form of a multimedia GO FOR IT! If it gets a little perverted or sexual, please use a spoiler tag as warning if you don't mind. Thanks. Just gotta think of the children and co-workers Now please, My horrible attempts out of the way, lets the laughter commence with some REAL jokes.
    Once upon a time, good advice was "be kind Rewind"now nobody remembers the past.

    Masters of the universe The LOST TALES (a series of vintage style fan-comics and children's books)

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    Stratos doesn't like to talk about it, but the denizens of Avion are actually distant cousins of the Winged Monkeys of Oz. The reason Stratos gets portrayed as a villain in some of the earliest material? He got drunk one night, and talked to an inebriated Mattel representative about the relationship; said representative passed on the garbled rumor.

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    • Shawn
      Shawn commented
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      HA! That makes me wonder if Cringer the sonofa cowardly lion that got some liquid currage

    • Matthew L. Martin
      Matthew L. Martin commented
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      Huh. Cowardly Lion ---> Battle Lion -----> Cringer/Battle Cat. I can see the link. (The cowardly trait's a recessive one that shows up every few generations, which is why Battle Lion doesn't share it. )

      Rumors that Evil-Lyn studied under one of the Wicked Witches are, unfortunately, impossible to prove. A search of her quarters in Snake Mountain after the last battle, however, revealed correspondence with a mysterious Queen on the matter of enchanting glass objects for scrying ...

    • Shawn
      Shawn commented
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      Once I Googled "scrying" I LoL'd so hard I cried tee hee.

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    Anyone else see a certain resemblance?
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    Last edited by Matthew L. Martin; 11-07-2014, 10:03 PM.

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      ? Broken link bro.

      Continuing my horrible play on words: anyone elsea want to take a chance at bad jokes and horrible puns?
      Once upon a time, good advice was "be kind Rewind"now nobody remembers the past.

      Masters of the universe The LOST TALES (a series of vintage style fan-comics and children's books)

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      • #5
        Originally posted by Shawn View Post

        ? Broken link bro.

        Continuing my horrible play on words: anyone elsea want to take a chance at bad jokes and horrible puns?
        You are more than enough!... Rim shot!

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        • Shawn
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          Potshots?




          Ok, then how about just posting something that it legitimately funny?

        • Mechanizor
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          LOL, touche...

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        Knock Knock.

        Who's there?

        Jits.

        Jits who?

        Jitsu!
        "If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all." ― Noam Chomsky

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        • Shawn
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          That is the


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        Why did He-Man cross the road?

        To deliver Toy Guru's pink slip!
        "If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all." ― Noam Chomsky

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        • Shawn
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          Far be it for me to be a buzz kill, but...



          regarding mentioning real people.

          Originally posted by Shawn View Post
          Please, No mention or reference of real people who are living or that you wish to be dead! That isn't the point of THIS thread. Plenty of other threads to do that
          Can we please build on top of the inherent humor related to the property?? For example:



          LIGHT JABS AT MATTEL THAT ARE ON TOPIC ARE FINE. HAVE AT DIGITAL RIVER. LETS MAKE THIS A "TOYGURU FREE" THREAD THOUGH.
          Last edited by Shawn; 11-12-2014, 07:50 AM.

        • Mechanizor
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          200X Dragon Walker is a chicken! LOL, do they actually have chickens on Eterina?

        • Shawn
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          Does Skeletor doing the scooby-doo "lets get the hell outta hear" runaway at the end of every story count?

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        On the topic of chicken jokes:

        Why did the 200X Dragon Walker cross the road? It thought it was a chicken.

        Roboto's action feature is essentially his mouth opening and closing. Does that make him a motor mouth?

        Jitsu, Fisto and Cy-Chop playing rock paper scissors. Each says "AGAIN!". ;-) (Think I saw a pic of that in a review. It might have been itsalltrue.net)

        I love MOTU Madness series and Eternian Daze.

        http://maxnethaal.deviantart.com/art...ting-345634257

        http://dduke.deviantart.com/#/art/Et...1-5881522?hf=1

        Robot Chicken is always the most funny when it stays on topic and pokes fun at the brands IMO. I love the faker sketch. Oh man is Robot Chicken Skeletor always funny as hell.
        Last edited by Shawn; 11-12-2014, 07:53 AM.
        Once upon a time, good advice was "be kind Rewind"now nobody remembers the past.

        Masters of the universe The LOST TALES (a series of vintage style fan-comics and children's books)

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        • Mechanizor
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          I have to hand it to you, those were actually funny...

        • Shawn
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          Mine or the links? You know what? Don't answer that

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