Rejected he-man names

[Andy]

My best friend is always making fun of me for being a he-man collector. I think he mainly does it all in good fun though. Over the years we're always coming up with stupid or ridiculous he-man original names for each other.

I usually use laughter to get me out of the bummed out moments and since motu has been taking it's toll on me lately and have lost most of my love or whatever for the brand i thought id help it out with some humor.

anyways..here's a few to give you an idea of the purpose of this thread

Wizzor - the master of getting up in the middle of the night and taking a pee.

Fugglor - master of anti-beauty

more to come...feel free to add your own and please dont take offense...especially from my corniness!

[Mechanizor]

Dumb-Or: Lord of idiocy
Fing-Or: Master of rejection
Phantomar: Lord of elusion
Buttkiss-Or: Master of submission
Evil-Jin: Demonic warrior
Pitchfork-O-Torch: Master of rebellion

Okay, enough of my rusty low IQ post...

[Andy]

Cap if you decide to move this into despondos i understand....


Cuffla - Mistress of BDSM
Pizz-Off - Evil master of being left alone
BS-Man - Master of pulling one's leg

[Andy]

Paranoidor - Master of secret editing

[Captain Atkin]

That name is too vile for my liking.

[Mechanizor]

I thought he was the king of Orgville!

[Captain Atkin]

Skeleteen: Son of Stupid Ideas

[Andy]

Two-bag - Master of slurping tea

[Andy]

Zip-lip - Witness that doesn't say anything
Quackpack - Horde of blind followers
Revisionator - Master of rewriting history
Corporal Chaos - Master of acting friendly while secretly sabotaging said friends
Bobbor - Master of kneeling

(these two are rivals)
Bunchware - Uptight Master
Applaudo - Master of happy with everything

[Andy]

Recruitor - Master of alternate possibilities
(speaking of...maybe its time i unretired)

[Andy]

Fakeadministor - Master of not stepping down

[Andy]

Marketplore - master of breaking one's own rules for maximum profit

[Andy]

Awokon - former master of sleeping
jib-jab - master of saying a whole lot of nothing
slumbor - master of going back to bed

[Shawn]

I'm totally a "Slumbor" when I wake up in the morning and when I finally do get out of bed I become, Procrastinator: Heroic Warrior who never gets anything done.

Something we all eventually become, Old-Man: Master of aging.

[Andy]

Shawn, thats pretty close to being Seenyor -master of getting old

[Andy]

Munchie-Man - master of edibles
Sativor - master of munchie-man
Crackore - wandering maiden of begging for handouts
Crackalackon - master of whats happening
Craxon - master of ribbing
Observor - master of watching
Crankor - master of building cranks for vehicles
Metalhead-Man - master of rocking out
Headbangor - fan of Metalhead-Man
Jobbor - master of losing
Jabroni-Man - master of getting smacked down
Helmslor - master of the sledge hammer
Huntor - master of games
Stonecold-Man - stunning master of flipping birds
Cenor - master of can't be seen
RKO -Man - master of out of nowhere
Seenyor - master of getting old
Brother-Man - master of bonding
Jive-Man - master of slang

[Dark Angel]

Compens-O-Tor: Evil Warrior who drives a HUGE truck!

[Andy]

Binjor - master of excessiveness
Accuzor - master of blaming others
Alluppon - master of crowding spaces
Brown-Nosor - master of sucking up
Gossipor - master of spreading misinformation
Reportor - master of spreading any information
Warnor - master of telling others to be careful
Sensible-Man - master of practical ideas
Dreamor - master of fantastical illusions
Manly-Man - master of masculinity
Gurly-Man - dandyish master
Stupidnaimor - master of putting names on things Idunno-Man- master of shrugs
Peachipeachor - master of being keen
Ohtee-Man - master of working innumerable hours Dealor - master of peddling
Disappearos - ninja that don't come around anymore
Strainjor - master of not being around for a while Marryor - master of joining together
Coppor - master of arrest
Fonetaggor - master of missing calls
Bettore - master of rigging wagers
Con-Man - master of pulling wool over eyes
Pushor - master of peddling crappy merchandise Wankore - master of being in disregard
Conspirator - master of plotting secretly Overcompensaitor - master of trying to hard
Phockor - master of getting on nerves
Wheenor - master of ruining fun
Liyor - master of unbelievability
Arbitrajor - master of reselling
Sir-Brags-Alot - master of having everything
Shufflor - master of arranging
Man-at-Arbies - master of roast beef
Vegetarion - master pf eating healthy
Spy-Man - master of trying to not get caught
Hulk-smashor - angry master of smashing things - Cornholios - master of toilet paper
Funster - master of shenanigans
Entitelor - master of getting stuff
Throwafitsu - master of tantrums
Plasto - master of inferior quality plastic

here's some real taglines to spark ideas

http://www.vaultsofgrayskull.co.uk/frame.html

[Andy]

Whoops mustve not hit return between hulk-smashir and cornholios

[Andy]

Mizzor - master of awesomeness
Enzo-Man - master of not being able to teach
King Bookor - master of the spinnarooni
Sgt. Slaughtor - master of salutes
Nature-Boy-Man - master of styling and profiling; ALSO master of the whoooo!!
Mad Maxor - master of dystopia

[Andy]

Kayre-on - evil master of talking to managers
He-ma'am - cosmic enforcer of wokeness
Kev-on - revealing master of killing off characters

[Mechanizor]

Kayre-on - evil master of talking to managers
He-ma'am - cosmic enforcer of wokeness
Kev-on - revealing master of killing off characters

LOL, can you tweet those to Mattel?

[Andy]

I don't have Twitter or Facebook but anyone has my permission to use them

[Mechanizor]

Ah, neither do I, but I thought of suggesting the idea just for the fun of it...

[Andy]

Bro-Man - original bro master of forgetting what he was saying
Flip-Floppor - master of kicking off flip flops

[MIDOR]

Just now seeing this thread. Nice.

[Mechanizor]

MIDOR: Mid-tier warrior

[MIDOR]

\o/

woo-whoooooooo!

MIDOR: Mid-tier warrior

[Andy]

Wut-Nutter - Master of hysteria at conventions and whatnot

[Andy]

Orange Cassidor - Master of the whatever, Whenever
CM Punkor - Master of Working with Children
Daniel-San-Man - Crane Kicking Master
She-Hulkanator - Mistress of what the hell did I just watch

[MIDOR]

Hecklor--Evil Master of heckling--Just goes around heckling people. Half Brother of Keclar. Same dad but different mom. Dad was a bit of a jerk. That's where he gets it from.

(worst bio ever)