Rejected he-man names

[MIDOR]

I honesty and sincerely just realized something.

As intentionally made bad these are they are NOT much worse than some of the ideas that made it.

Think about it.

Honorable mention: Optikk. A EYEBALL HEAD. BUUUUUT! Can be excused because he's an alien,

NO! JUST NO!: Cy-Chop. Blame it (try to at least) on a "Dr. Frankenstein" effect.

Fearless Photog: A Camera for a head.

Snout Spout: A elephant head.

[Andy]

Well, we got Mo-Larr thanks to shitty ideas like ours. Then there's also Wundar who was Wonderbread He-man, then eventually Savage He-man, and sometimes also Jungle Tribe He-man...

I don't know..are they just goofy to some and excepted by others.

As time evolves sometimes things just stick long enough that it doesn't seem as cornball as it once was. What if He-man sounded goofy, would he have been called Barbarian-Man..Adam Greyskull.. Savage-Man..Tribe-Man..Junglor?

Also I never liked Cy-Chop. It's an Ok name I guess. He's a cyborg that chops things. Yeah, but its designed to be a Furball with a weird Japanese robot head and see-through guts. I don't get the design.

[Andy]

Distractos is a good name. The bio is a good as a shiny Pokemon card.

[MIDOR]

JOKESTOR
EVIL MASTER OF BAD AND DAD JOKES

Even the bad guys need to laugh. And there is only one being suited for that.

With an array of both dad and bad jokes this evil court jester makes the evil doers forget about their day.

A favorite of evil henchmen everywhere.

[Andy]

Sometimes Eternia also needs to have mysteries solved.

[MIDOR]

Imma thinking Scrap-Du would be a pack in with Scoob-Du

[Andy]

Nah. He comes with the Chest of D-mons that releases the Thirteen Ghostors.

Stoopy-Du is the con exclusive

[Andy]

Rumor is that Jokestor got all of his comedy ideas from watching the Saturday Morning Cartoons and reading Snoopor in the Sunday Funnies.

That's at he's a big Gallaghor Fan.

[MIDOR]

Need a Speed Buggy one so the heroes can have a new vehicle.

[Andy]

Damnit Midor, you're already spoiling it.

Wait until TINKOR: Master of the Speedor Buggy

[Andy]

Series 2 should have DAGWOODLOR, ODIE-ON, SARGE-OR, & MR. WILSONAR.

Series 3 is set to include CHARLOR, SALLOR, PEPPERMINT PATTOR, LINUSOR, & SNOOPOR w/WOODSTOCKOR

[MIDOR]

I hate to say this but I'm going to cherry pick.

I'm eyeballing the Smurfs 5 pack
Definitely getting the Ookla the Monk quarterly
definitely getting Great Ape giant
rumor figures is a Popeye/Bluto 2 Pack
also rumored are the creatures from the Hercluoids

[MIDOR]

Time for some team players.

I set it up with a name.What's next? The bio? The tagline? Both? A picture? You decide.

The theme: A water themed figure/character.

FISHOR

[Andy]

Hmmm.. I think I can provide something.

[MIDOR]

hahahahaha!

[Andy]

Is that going to be a part of the Disney Masters of the Universe line?

[MIDOR]

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held up my magic fishhook and saID..........

BY THE POWER OF FISHSKULL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Andy]

Lol. Magic Fishhook? Did he borrow it from Maui or is that a different magic fishhook?

[Andy]

I'm eventually going to have to make Cereal Eating Man...

[MIDOR]

Does he eat cereal out of a toon themed bowl?

I got the Funko Skeletor cereal bowl that I used. I don't use the spoon that came with it.

[Andy]

Sometimes. Other times he uses Madame Razz's hat without her knowledge and she always wonders why it's mysteriously soggy all the time.

[MIDOR]

Sp wrong and so cold blooded.

[Andy]

Series 2 should have Skippor, Morkor & Mindor, Luceyella, Ethelina, & Mertz-Man

[MIDOR]

Fonzarello and motorcycle two pack.

[Andy]

Jethrolor is the quarterly deluxe with the Clampettor Wagon.

[Andy]

One Eyed Willy is going to be an Exclusive. Not sure yet if it's going to be a mail-away or con exclusive but we'll have to see how the line performs.

[Andy]

Sorry these won't be showing up at retail, instead these are going to start launch at the Mattel Classics Website..

[Andy]

This is gonna be a two parter.

[Andy]

Simon Cowellor will only be available for those that get the subscription..

[MIDOR]

My initial thought......AAAAAWWWWWW H*LLLLLLLLLLL NO!

(pause)

Well, I suppose Blake Sheltor can stay. He can hangout with Rio Blast. Rio probably likes country music.

[MIDOR]

You know what's funny.

When you are trying to come up with a "bad" idea and come up with a good one.

Example: The working name I had was Pinchor. But both hands were like that one attachment of vintage Roboto. They were cybernetic/mechanical. Then it very quickly became a Snake looking robot for the Snakemen. An answer to Roboto.

You know what's funny Part 2.

When you get inspired to take from the real world and pop culture. So you pick a video game character.. And the first character that pops into your mind is the snake character, Coily, from Q*Bert.

And now I want a snake character where his lower half is just coiled up. Make him a general and a bunch of generics like him.

What I am trying to say is that I have to reject two ideas because they're not rejects.

[Andy]

Video game characters would fit in with MotU. MotU should fit in with video games. *Hint hint "Injustice" wouldn't hurt to have some DLC Eternian Warriors. IMO

Anyways, us adults would be into it. I dunno about kiddies unless it's Power Rangers or Pokemon. Maybe some Sesame Street or Paw Patrol.

So yeah. Who's going to buy em. Collector's or Children and their parents?

BTW Midor, Nice idea about Q-Bert. Coily has a clever name and gimmick.

[MIDOR]

Squirtor? Squirtos?

They put DC and MIK characters on a buck similar to the vintage buck. Never got those. Just made me want the vintage buck back. And to use a more truer buck. It was to squat for me.

They got wrestlers using the Origins buck.

[Andy]

There are quite a few IP's done in the 5.5" scale like vintage MotU. They made Thundercats, Movie monsters like Jason Voorhees, along with Mortal Kombat. I have some of the DC Primal Age. (Still wish I had picked up the batcave for it.) Also have a bunch of the MotU Wrestlers.

[Andy]

You know if we think about it there's a lot of partswap, especially if you recolored them to come close to a lot of crazy concoctions. I wish origins has a bigger database of parts but hey that's why we have classics.

Speaking of Mattel and their cheap repaints. I just reverse colored FISHOR so we can get some easy greedy money for those expensive molds.

[MIDOR]

Here's one. One that that is so obvious. Should have been the first crossover that was mentioned.

He's Vykron's replacement, intergalactic bounty hounter, wearer of the Boba Fett helmet............

Mandor

[Andy]

Midor, We are just going to have to Ready Player One the Masters of the Universe. Or SpaceJam it or whatever. You get Mandor and I get Labronis plus Jordonix of Air Town.

[Andy]

This is going to be the last one I do for a while.

[Andy]

I thought about making Galactorus:Eator of Planets but I think I found someone else more powerful...

[MIDOR]

That is borderline nightmare fuel. That is blinking disturbing.

[Andy]

Rick and Morty will infiltrate Eternia someday. It's just a matter of time.

[Andy]

Another Saturday Morning Master

[MIDOR]

Nice.

Here are my thousand dollar questions:
1. Are you putting Dynormutt with the vehicle?
2. Is he getting the battle armor treatment?
3. Are you giving the F the battle armor battle damage treatment)

[Andy]

1. Just the repaint. Regular version will have standard release.
2. Battle armor and Battle damage are deluxe quarterly...also extra extended necks and limbs
3. Blue Falcor Battle damage will be a new Eternia exclusive only at a mystery date that will be hinted at in a secret sale. Limited to 20 per customer so act fast.

[Andy]

If Super7 made these with the Classics buck and MotU pieces, I would totally start collecting them...

[MIDOR]

That looks cool.

If Super 7 did something like that it'd come with 4 sets of extra hands, 3 other heads, fancy packaging and would cost $75 American bucks. $100.30 Canadian.

Pre orders would start in March with 3 Production delays, two shipping delays with a doorstep arrival of April the following year.

So, I'm going to pass.

[Andy]

And probably have loose ankles. Lol. I honestly quit ordering from them because of poor quality control but I mentioned them because they're still doing other Ultimates with the MotUC parts.

Still would be kewl on a MotU buck. Mattel should be using those expensive molds for something like this (or better yet.. MORE MotU)