Rejected he-man names

[Andy]

Speaking of Mo-Larr, I was just thinking the other day about Eternian ER Warriors.

(Of Course) Dental Injury Grizzlor
Blown Airbags Dragstor
Tangled in Telephone Wire Extendar
Common Cold Mosquitor
Vertigo Sy-Klone
Fat Lip Fisto
Sticky Flytrap Buzz-Off
CTE Ram Man

[MIDOR]

CTE certainly does describe Filmation. Well, one way.

[MIDOR]

Flat Tire Dragstor

[Andy]

Lol..
And Stuck to an Icicle Tung Lashor

[MIDOR]

Nice.

(blah blah blah. Filler text)

[Andy]

He Mario revisited...
Loyal Subjects mashed with amiibo

I also think the H Symbol could be reworked into an M.

[MIDOR]

I would buy that.

[MIDOR]

Comic Con Convention Meckanek--It's his day and he's heading to a nearby comic convention.

[MIDOR]

The Mattel MOTU product and packaging team will reveal an exclusive look into the creative process behind the latest releases and a sneak peek of what’s to come in 2024 and beyond. Even better, the first 250 attendees will receive an exclusive MOATy lapel pin. By the Power of Grayskull!

Matty Creations Exclusive: A parts tray. Which suspiciously looks like a silverware tray.
You least favorite character
Your favorite character poorly sculpted/designed
An Eternian moped
Alt reality Trollans that are the same size as everyone else
Matty Creations Exclusive: A two pack of your two least favorite characters
Matty Creations Exclusive: A 4 pack army buider. Of Army soldiers
OH! Speaking of those little plastic army guys we're doing that but with Masters. Not sure when.

[Mechanizor]

Why not just start another thread specifically for that?

[Andy]

I think it's because he wants to be lazy just like me... Or he just likes messing with your OCD.

Besides, this is the cool thread..
Anyways, not really.

Seriously though, what should a new thread be called? "Other rejected He-man stuff"?? "MotU that could've been"?? "Midor's weirdo MotU concepts"??

[MIDOR]

He-Man rejects rejected by Midor
rejected forum names (sorry. wrong thred)
Just nod and laugh at Midor's stuff. But don't make eye contact
I tried to come up with a thread about rejects in MOTU but couldn't come up with anything
Let's start another about rejects so I can have something to do.
A thread for ideas that are a little bit better than the rejects thread. Wrong thread again? Sorry.

[MIDOR]

Optikk two pack--Blood shot and pink eye

[MIDOR]

Ru-Mor
Evil Master of Rumors

BOB! NO! For the last time. We are NOT replacing the wheels on the Road Ripper with a tank tread and call it the Attack Ripper.

We need original ideas for vehicles and characters.

(which is just a copy and pasted e-mail conversation)

[MIDOR]

Rejected rumors, myths and conspiracies:
Trollans are dwarven Gars banished to another dimension.
The Meckanek gimmick was originally conceived as a robotic below the knee replacement for an injured palace guard with the pending Masters name Kickor
Stinkor was going to be a kid with a genetic condition that made him smell horrendous. The result from two unrelated alien races breeding.
An entire season where it flashes back to Randor wielding the power of Grayskull
Queen Marlena learns magic
Starting in/with Filmation the stories, the lore, that Eternia was a magical infused Earth and everyone was going to have typical/average American real names.

[Andy]

Mech, do I need to bring sour cream and guac to the party or should I just bring some restaurant style salsa?

[MIDOR]

Rejected MOTU enchiladas reminds me of me feeding the squirrel rejected nuts. Then what they don't eat the raccoons finish. Those chunky bass tards fight over them.

I've stopped feeding them that cause reasons but I'll pick it back up.

Wait. Sorry. My bad. I meant Squirrel-lor and Raccoonis.

[Mechanizor]

Please let me know that I didn’t start a movimiento loco now?!

[Andy]

Damnit Mech, now I want some Chimichangas. Speaking of...

Chimichangor - Master of the Chimichanga
Sombrero Man - Master of the Fiesta
Siestor - Master of Taking a Nap
Vato-Man - Master of the Tranquilo

[Mechanizor]

I see you’re quick to the party already!… Arriba arriba alla vamos Sen-Or

[Andy]

Also forgot Midor's favorite rejected He-man character..

Enchiladar - Master of the Enchilada
His secret weapon is in the sauce.
Will he use his power of the best Enchiladas on Planet Eternia to lead him to the good side or the dark side?
(Maybe he'll eventually even be included in a 4-pack along with Guaclor, Sour Creamor, and Salslar)

[Andy]

You two are an effing riot..

[Andy]

Yes Mech, that's Princess Vespa's stunt double and I've waited a decade to use a Spaceballs meme. Thanks for the nice alley-oop and great sense of humor my friend

[Mechanizor]

I really need to rewatch that movie one day... Back in those days, the comedy writing was genuinely funny and always fresh without the dependency on the constant cursing and such.

I really hope your kids and grandkids appreciate how awesome you are with that big heart of yours dude.

[Andy]

Thanks man! Appreciated.

Spaceballs is my favorite Star Wars Movie besides Empire.

IMO it's the first parody to watch, just barely ahead of Kung-Fu Hussle or Young Frankenstein. Either way I give it an annual watch just because it's so quotable & re-watchable.

Now we just need SPACEBALLOR - Supreme Master of the Schwartz

[MIDOR]

Rejector
Evil Master of Rejecting

So I was thinking that.........NO!
You didn't let.........I SAID NO!
But I didn't...What part of NO! don't you understand?

[Mechanizor]

Rejector
Evil Master of Rejecting

So I was thinking that.........NO!
You didn't let.........I SAID NO!
But I didn't...What part of NO! don't you understand?

Huh, that's more like some real people I know... Thanks for the nickname suggestion.

[MIDOR]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VyhwsGoSeeM

[MIDOR]

On the card back for Gigantor--Heroic Barbarian Giant you will see the following names. Look closely. They're on the edge. Forming a border or frame so to speak.

Kind of small print but readable none the less. Just may need a magnifying glass.

The names are:
Spewstor--Rumored to be a Horde member--Evil master of spewing.
Ro-Boar--The cybernetic pig warrior--size of shadow beast
Land Raider--When mine cart racing became the latest Eternian fad, sport and recreational activity the royal palce seeks to weaponize it. It it is affectionately called the Land Raider by the royal palace.
Mace-Or--Heroic master of the mace
Sprayor--Evil Master of the spray can
Crystlor--Heroic crystal warrior. Uses Roboto's clear chest
Diamo--Heroic crystal warrior
Slugster--Evil worm steed--Brand mgr's note: either make it a worm or slug. Don't mix the two in anyway. This concept on hold

[Mechanizor]

On the card back for Gigantor--Heroic Barbarian Giant you will see the following names. Look closely. They're on the edge. Forming a border or frame so to speak.

Kind of small print but readable none the less. Just may need a magnifying glass.

The names are:
Spewstor--Rumored to be a Horde member--Evil master of spewing.
Ro-Boar--The cybernetic pig warrior--size of shadow beast
Land Raider--When mine cart racing became the latest Eternian fad, sport and recreational activity the royal palce seeks to weaponize it. It it is affectionately called the Land Raider by the royal palace.
Mace-Or--Heroic master of the mace
Sprayor--Evil Master of the spray can
Crystlor--Heroic crystal warrior. Uses Roboto's clear chest
Diamo--Heroic crystal warrior
Slugster--Evil worm steed--Brand mgr's note: either make it a worm or slug. Don't mix the two in anyway. This concept on hold

Sprayor; the Evil master of the spay can, who always challenges Graffito by ruining his mural masterpieces!

[MIDOR]

Nice.

(blah blah blah. extra words)

[Andy]

On the card back for Gigantor--Heroic Barbarian Giant you will see the following names. Look closely. They're on the edge. Forming a border or frame so to speak.

Kind of small print but readable none the less. Just may need a magnifying glass.

The names are:
Spewstor--Rumored to be a Horde member--Evil master of spewing.
Ro-Boar--The cybernetic pig warrior--size of shadow beast
Land Raider--When mine cart racing became the latest Eternian fad, sport and recreational activity the royal palce seeks to weaponize it. It it is affectionately called the Land Raider by the royal palace.
Mace-Or--Heroic master of the mace
Sprayor--Evil Master of the spray can
Crystlor--Heroic crystal warrior. Uses Roboto's clear chest
Diamo--Heroic crystal warrior
Slugster--Evil worm steed--Brand mgr's note: either make it a worm or slug. Don't mix the two in anyway. This concept on hold

Crystlor is always at battle with FORDON, MITSUBISHITOR, HONDAR, GENERAL MOTAR, TOYOTAR, TESLAR, KIAR, AUDION, and VOLKSWAGENOS.

At least that's the rumor on the streets

[Andy]

Thanks for the clarification. I guess Auto-Trador got it all wrong.. I will have to write a strong letter to Kellor's Blue Book to make a retraction

[MIDOR]

No problem. Do it. Nothing wrong with being a concerned consume-or.

[Mechanizor]

You haven’t heard?


Val-Voomor and his stupid friend A$$ Nutlick-Or just Power-Connned Kellor’s Consume-Ors with another fake new book called MOTO Ripp-Or!

[Andy]

Cornettetor - Expressive Midnight Master of the Tennis Racket and nemesis of Shit-Stainor...