"in Mattel's system"

[Shawn]

"In Mattel's system"

We could have looked at doing him as a quarterly release but that would have meant not including Imp as Imp counts as a SKU since he is an articulated figure. This (in Mattel's system) makes the SDCC item technically a 2-pack.

Toyguru on

http://forums.mattycollector.com/eve...7/m/3341047868

Is "Mattel system" created by soviet Russian? :lol: "in Mattel's system" Teela, Evil-Lyn and the Sorceress are now two-packs. Also "in Mattel's system" minority rules.

"IN MATTEL SYSTEM" we make Doomsday BOUND!




"In Mattel system" this IS filmation Hordak head!



"IN Mattel system" the 4HM don't sculpt articulation.

In Mattel system Leotards are skirts.

[Johnny Calzone]

In Mattel system...
... Toyguru is system champion.
... 1 pm and 2 pm don't exist.
... people wear strange clothes that make them look fat.

[Emiliano]

I can't tell you on that other place, but Shawn, today, you're my hero
And thank you to all the good guys that responded to the other Matty guy the way he deserved!

[Shawn]

while I'm not sure what you are talking about, I'll happily accept such a nice complement, however good sir:
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6534146560/h96ED2A60/

[Draego-Man]

In Mattel System...

...Backwards parts make figures "pop".

...Grey is the new White.

...repeating the phrase "Pretty cool huh?" is Customer Relations 101.

...Skin is Armor.

...Son of He-Man is boss.

...Deadpool is purple and has a different name.

...universal outrage is a "small vocal minority".

...there is a direct wormhole between the "Sold Out" notice on MattyCollector and Big Lots.

[barrasco]

Genius:

"...Deadpool is purple and has a different name."

[Captain Wow]

LMFAO! That about sums it all up right there.

[Mechanizor]

I can't tell you on that other place, but Shawn, today, you're my hero
And thank you to all the good guys that responded to the other Matty guy the way he deserved!

Every new day comes, it proves to the other guys that you were speaking the truth all along!

In Mattel System...

...Backwards parts make figures "pop".

...Grey is the new White.

...repeating the phrase "Pretty cool huh?" is Customer Relations 101.

...Skin is Armor.

...Son of He-Man is boss.

...Deadpool is purple and has a different name.

...universal outrage is a "small vocal minority".

...there is a direct wormhole between the "Sold Out" notice on MattyCollector and Big Lots.

Word.

[Johnny Calzone]

In Mattel system...
... a guru rules supreme. Among Neitlichs predecessors were Baron Munchausen, Pinocchio and Fletcher Reede.
... it's survival of the weakest (characters).
... even Chuck Norris would give up.
... there are thumb, index finger, love letter, third finger and little finger.

[D.M.]

[GREP-A-TOR]

genius, love it

[Shawn]

Yup! I would hazard to use pictures of Scott as to not "make it personal" I'd use that "awesome" Matty mascot. But aside from that, brilliant. Bravo.

[barrasco]

That's why I took the liberty to tell Mattel to go **** itself.

[Shawn]

In Mattel system blades don't slash they smash!

[Matthew L. Martin]

In Mattel's system, killing off the main character in the second part of a three-parter and making a mysterious villain into an evil Trollan are "solving 30-year-old mysteries".

[barrasco]

In Mattel's system... lying is the truth.

[Mechanizor]

In Mattel's system, the "logistics" term is their game, and deception is their aim.

[DJ Force]

In Mattel´s system, an exclusive figure is worth more, but values less.

[Captain Atkin]

In Mattel´s system, the shinest gold torso in all of Etheria is purple.

(keep reading the bios!)

[Shawn]

I'll read em in a movie year ;-)

[Novelty]

In Mattel's system, just like you remember it means just like Scott remembers it. In Mattel's system, recreating the moss man scent with the exact recipe from the 80s yield totally different results. In Mattel's system, Keldor's power swords equal two halves of Skeletor's power sword because it has been cranked through the Classics machine. In Mattel's system, their research division is world-class. Maybe they mean despondos-class instead.

[Shawn]

"In Mattel system their research division is world-class. Maybe they mean despondos-class instead."

ROTFLMFAO! X infinity! X Sadness...

[barrasco]

In Mattel's system being dumb is not an option... it's a necessity!

[RoboSteveo]

Toyguru: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

[Johnny Calzone]

In Mattel system...
... malls are called hideouts. Most of the times these buildings are empty. You have to come over several times a day to check for new goods. It is considered a good shopping experience and real fun.
... a guru's so powerful, he can retroactively rearrange your torso by mere words.
... beware flying shirts.

[barrasco]

In Mattel's system:

"then" means "than"
"than" means "then"
"their" means "there"
"there" means "their"
"here" means "hear"
"hear" means "here"

etc, etc, etc...

[Dark Angel]

In Mattel system, we have not the ability to perform the same manufacturing wonders that other companies perform. Or that we ourselves performed in the past, for that matter.

[barrasco]

In Mattel's system... the brand manager is allowed to mock other toy lines (ie: Thundercats Classics) while being incapable of solving the screw-ups from his own toy lines. Pretty smart huh?

In Mattel's system, despite costumers getting screwed they keep coming back for more... the system works!

In Mattel's system "pretty cool huh?" actually means "suck it up suckers!".

[barrasco]

In Mattel's system things no one ever asked for are highly demanded items.

[Novelty]

And most demanded items apparently include a crapper...

[deano_ue]

Ok first this thread made me laugh my ass off but what brought it on did I miss another classic at Matty or the org Ohh and may I add In mattels system international fans are worth something you scraped off your shoe

[deano_ue]

for the love of god.

[barrasco]

Scott Neitlich is his worst enemy.

[Shawn]

He is to smart to be that dumb. He is the KING OF US ALL. He even has a crown TO PROVE IT

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6145/5...29a19675_z.jpg

[barrasco]

In Mattel's system you should expect the worst product possible, just to manage expectations...

In Mattel's system a "talented" designer is someone who can't assemble body parts in a way that is anatomically accurate.

[Draego-Man]

In Mattel's system "managing expectations" means you get taken for the ass and smile about it.

[Mechanizor]

In Mattel's system you should expect the worst product possible, just to manage expectations...

In Mattel's system a "talented" designer is someone who can't assemble body parts in a way that is anatomically accurate.

In Mattel's system "managing expectations" means you get taken for the ass and smile about it.

Neitlich: In Mattel's System, Barrasco is nothing but a flaming Tabasco, and that Draego-Man deserves another Ban!

[Draego-Man]

No, that is also Mattel's system. I'm banned from Mattycollector's forum as well.

[Mechanizor]

Is there any difference between the org and Matty these days? Both only allow you to praise, otherwise: BAM, I mean BAN!

[barrasco]

If I could shoot spicy fireballs from my ass against ***guru after drinking a whole bottle of Tabasco you can bet I'd do it... during a Matty presentation!

[Shawn]

In Mattel system Baby Skeletor = Good Idea + fastest sell out ever

Glad to see it's not completely dead! Use uise rocks!


I think a carefully crafted question should be submitted via q&A to see if Toyguru plays along or gets upset, but less angry and more silly any suggestions?