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    "In Mattel's system"



    We could have looked at doing him as a quarterly release but that would have meant not including Imp as Imp counts as a SKU since he is an articulated figure. This (in Mattel's system) makes the SDCC item technically a 2-pack.

    Toyguru on

    http://forums.mattycollector.com/eve...7/m/3341047868
    Is "Mattel system" created by soviet Russian? :lol: "in Mattel's system" Teela, Evil-Lyn and the Sorceress are now two-packs. Also "in Mattel's system" minority rules.

    "IN MATTEL SYSTEM" we make Doomsday BOUND!




    "In Mattel system" this IS filmation Hordak head!



    "IN Mattel system" the 4HM don't sculpt articulation.

    In Mattel system Leotards are skirts.


    Last edited by Shawn; 05-02-2014, 08:21 PM.
    Once upon a time, good advice was "be kind Rewind"now nobody remembers the past.

    Masters of the universe The LOST TALES (a series of vintage style fan-comics and children's books)

  • #2
    In Mattel system...
    ... Toyguru is system champion.
    ... 1 pm and 2 pm don't exist.
    ... people wear strange clothes that make them look fat.

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    • #3
      I can't tell you on that other place, but Shawn, today, you're my hero
      And thank you to all the good guys that responded to the other Matty guy the way he deserved!

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    • #4
      In Mattel System...

      ...Backwards parts make figures "pop".

      ...Grey is the new White.

      ...repeating the phrase "Pretty cool huh?" is Customer Relations 101.

      ...Skin is Armor.

      ...Son of He-Man is boss.

      ...Deadpool is purple and has a different name.

      ...universal outrage is a "small vocal minority".

      ...there is a direct wormhole between the "Sold Out" notice on MattyCollector and Big Lots.


      "If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all." ― Noam Chomsky

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      • barrasco
        barrasco commented
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        Genius:

        "...Deadpool is purple and has a different name."

      • Captain Wow
        Captain Wow commented
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        LMFAO! That about sums it all up right there.

    • #5
      Originally posted by Emiliano View Post
      I can't tell you on that other place, but Shawn, today, you're my hero
      And thank you to all the good guys that responded to the other Matty guy the way he deserved!
      Every new day comes, it proves to the other guys that you were speaking the truth all along!

      Originally posted by Draego-Man View Post
      In Mattel System...

      ...Backwards parts make figures "pop".

      ...Grey is the new White.

      ...repeating the phrase "Pretty cool huh?" is Customer Relations 101.

      ...Skin is Armor.

      ...Son of He-Man is boss.

      ...Deadpool is purple and has a different name.

      ...universal outrage is a "small vocal minority".

      ...there is a direct wormhole between the "Sold Out" notice on MattyCollector and Big Lots.

      Word.

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      • #6
        In Mattel system...
        ... a guru rules supreme. Among Neitlichs predecessors were Baron Munchausen, Pinocchio and Fletcher Reede.
        ... it's survival of the weakest (characters).
        ... even Chuck Norris would give up.
        ... there are thumb, index finger, love letter, third finger and little finger.

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        • #7
          “A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill." ― Robert A. Heinlein

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          • GREP-A-TOR
            GREP-A-TOR commented
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            genius, love it

          • Shawn
            Shawn commented
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            Yup! I would hazard to use pictures of Scott as to not "make it personal" I'd use that "awesome" Matty mascot. But aside from that, brilliant. Bravo.

          • barrasco
            barrasco commented
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            That's why I took the liberty to tell Mattel to go **** itself.

        • #8
          In Mattel system blades don't slash they smash!
          Once upon a time, good advice was "be kind Rewind"now nobody remembers the past.

          Masters of the universe The LOST TALES (a series of vintage style fan-comics and children's books)

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          • #9
            In Mattel's system, killing off the main character in the second part of a three-parter and making a mysterious villain into an evil Trollan are "solving 30-year-old mysteries".

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            • #10
              In Mattel's system... lying is the truth.
              “Freedom of speech doesn't protect speech that you like, freedom of speech protects speech that you hate." ― Ron Jeremy

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              • #11
                In Mattel's system, the "logistics" term is their game, and deception is their aim.

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                • #12
                  In Mattel´s system, an exclusive figure is worth more, but values less.

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                  • #13
                    In Mattel´s system, the shinest gold torso in all of Etheria is purple.

                    (keep reading the bios!)
                    "We must always value life. Even the life of one who opposes us." ― He-Man

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                    • Shawn
                      Shawn commented
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                      I'll read em in a movie year ;-)

                  • #14
                    In Mattel's system, just like you remember it means just like Scott remembers it. In Mattel's system, recreating the moss man scent with the exact recipe from the 80s yield totally different results. In Mattel's system, Keldor's power swords equal two halves of Skeletor's power sword because it has been cranked through the Classics machine. In Mattel's system, their research division is world-class. Maybe they mean despondos-class instead.
                    “Censorship always defeats it own purpose, for it creates in the end the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion." ― Henry Steele Commager

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                    • Shawn
                      Shawn commented
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                      "In Mattel system their research division is world-class. Maybe they mean despondos-class instead."

                      ROTFLMFAO! X infinity! X Sadness...

                  • #15
                    In Mattel's system being dumb is not an option... it's a necessity!
                    “Freedom of speech doesn't protect speech that you like, freedom of speech protects speech that you hate." ― Ron Jeremy

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                    • RoboSteveo
                      RoboSteveo commented
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                      Toyguru: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

                  • #16
                    In Mattel system...
                    ... malls are called hideouts. Most of the times these buildings are empty. You have to come over several times a day to check for new goods. It is considered a good shopping experience and real fun.
                    ... a guru's so powerful, he can retroactively rearrange your torso by mere words.
                    ... beware flying shirts.

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                    • #17
                      In Mattel's system:

                      "then" means "than"
                      "than" means "then"
                      "their" means "there"
                      "there" means "their"
                      "here" means "hear"
                      "hear" means "here"

                      etc, etc, etc...
                      “Freedom of speech doesn't protect speech that you like, freedom of speech protects speech that you hate." ― Ron Jeremy

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                      • #18
                        In Mattel system, we have not the ability to perform the same manufacturing wonders that other companies perform. Or that we ourselves performed in the past, for that matter.
                        Not every beast is tender, especially if there is genius in his making.

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                        • #19
                          In Mattel's system... the brand manager is allowed to mock other toy lines (ie: Thundercats Classics) while being incapable of solving the screw-ups from his own toy lines. Pretty smart huh?

                          In Mattel's system, despite costumers getting screwed they keep coming back for more... the system works!

                          In Mattel's system "pretty cool huh?" actually means "suck it up suckers!".
                          “Freedom of speech doesn't protect speech that you like, freedom of speech protects speech that you hate." ― Ron Jeremy

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                          • #20
                            In Mattel's system things no one ever asked for are highly demanded items.
                            “Freedom of speech doesn't protect speech that you like, freedom of speech protects speech that you hate." ― Ron Jeremy

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                            • Novelty
                              Novelty commented
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                              And most demanded items apparently include a crapper...

                          • #21
                            Ok first this thread made me laugh my ass off but what brought it on did I miss another classic at Matty or the org Ohh and may I add In mattels system international fans are worth something you scraped off your shoe
                            Last edited by deano_ue; 06-01-2014, 10:54 PM.

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                          • #22
                            In Mattel's system you should expect the worst product possible, just to manage expectations...

                            In Mattel's system a "talented" designer is someone who can't assemble body parts in a way that is anatomically accurate.
                            Last edited by barrasco; 06-02-2014, 11:27 PM.
                            “Freedom of speech doesn't protect speech that you like, freedom of speech protects speech that you hate." ― Ron Jeremy

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                            • #23
                              In Mattel's system "managing expectations" means you get taken for the ass and smile about it.
                              "If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all." ― Noam Chomsky

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                              • #24
                                Originally posted by barrasco View Post
                                In Mattel's system you should expect the worst product possible, just to manage expectations...

                                In Mattel's system a "talented" designer is someone who can't assemble body parts in a way that is anatomically accurate.
                                Originally posted by Draego-Man View Post
                                In Mattel's system "managing expectations" means you get taken for the ass and smile about it.
                                Neitlich: In Mattel's System, Barrasco is nothing but a flaming Tabasco, and that Draego-Man deserves another Ban!

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                                • Draego-Man
                                  Draego-Man commented
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                                  No, that is also Mattel's system. I'm banned from Mattycollector's forum as well.

                                • Mechanizor
                                  Mechanizor commented
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                                  Is there any difference between the org and Matty these days? Both only allow you to praise, otherwise: BAM, I mean BAN!

                                • barrasco
                                  barrasco commented
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                                  If I could shoot spicy fireballs from my ass against ***guru after drinking a whole bottle of Tabasco you can bet I'd do it... during a Matty presentation!

                              • #25
                                In Mattel system Baby Skeletor = Good Idea + fastest sell out ever

                                Glad to see it's not completely dead! Use uise rocks!


                                I think a carefully crafted question should be submitted via q&A to see if Toyguru plays along or gets upset, but less angry and more silly any suggestions?
                                Last edited by Shawn; 06-06-2014, 09:53 AM.
                                Once upon a time, good advice was "be kind Rewind"now nobody remembers the past.

                                Masters of the universe The LOST TALES (a series of vintage style fan-comics and children's books)

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