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  • #1

    Ridiculous Variants

    A fun thread to dream up the stupidest variants we can think of. I'll start...

    Ice Armor Icer
    Tumor Arms Stinkor
    Eternos Palace King Randor
    Banana Sling Spector
    "If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all." ― Noam Chomsky
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    I've got to many swords Blade
    I've got to many whips Beastman
    Water wings and life jacket Merman
    Acme rocket booster Stratos
    Preternia Disguise Gwildor
    Collared and leashed Chief Carnivous
    Battle Armor Gy-Gor
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    • #3
      Mighty Pelvis Green Goddess, Now With Not Breaking Action (R) (TM)!
      Actually Available to Subscribers Fisto
      The Faceless One - No, Really, No Face This Time
      Not every beast is tender, especially if there is genius in his making.

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      • Mechanizor
        #3.1
        Mechanizor commented
        06-23-2014, 04:17 PM
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        Those made me LOL hard! Thanks. :-)
    • #4
      Barber Shop Cy-Chop
      Silly-String Blaster Skeletor
      Land Standor, He Who Stands On Land

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      • #5
        Intergalactic Bloated Corpse Skeletor (oops... they already made that one)
        Baby Skeleteen
        Snake Armor Spector
        "We must always value life. Even the life of one who opposes us." ― He-Man
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        • Shawn
          #5.1
          Shawn commented
          06-23-2014, 10:33 PM
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          Baby Skeleteen Thread over. You win nothing can top that one!
      • #6
        - Middle Finger Mighty Spector, with a love letter to the fans bio.
        - Spread Her Legs Sitting Teela.
        - Tanning-Bed Thunder Punch He-Man.
        - Battle Armor Wingless Draego-Man, due to budget limits!
        - No 200X Head Battle Armor Whiplash.
        - Skeleteen-Proof Condom Armor Skeletor.

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        • #7
          Drums of Doom Sorceress
          “Freedom of speech doesn't protect speech that you like, freedom of speech protects speech that you hate." ― Ron Jeremy

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          • #8
            Weak Ankles King Grayskull
            Clown Make-Up He-Man
            Backwards Wings Stratos
            Tube Top Hordak
            Bobble Head Teela
            Flock Off Panthor
            Gummy Hand Catra
            Granny Panties Jewlstar
            Dirty Diaper Vykron
            Happy Face Nepthu
            Orange Shoulders Scorpia
            Paintless Oversized Swords Blade
            Crap Wings Flutterina
            Blondie Castle Grayskull Man
            Shrunken Battle Lion
            Dirty Snow Frosta
            Crack Head Photog
            Disintegrating Trunk Snout Spout
            Bath Toy Moss Man
            Non-Filmation Filmation Hordak
            Fat Armor Everyone
            Unidentified Blastic Man (3 Pack)
            Decapitated and Beaten to a Bloody Pulp Spector
            "If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all." ― Noam Chomsky

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            • Mechanizor
              #8.1
              Mechanizor commented
              06-23-2014, 07:52 PM
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              But we actually have most of these!
              Last edited by Mechanizor; 06-23-2014, 10:43 PM.
            • Draego-Man
              #8.2
              Draego-Man commented
              06-23-2014, 08:52 PM
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              You think?
          • #9
            Here's my $35 WTF.

            A stuffed giraffe made to look like Teela.

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            • Draego-Man
              #9.1
              Draego-Man commented
              06-23-2014, 08:52 PM
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              lol!!!!!!!!!
          • #10
            Want something truly ridiculous?

            Truth-Telling Scott Neitlich
            Last edited by barrasco; 06-23-2014, 08:37 PM.
            “Freedom of speech doesn't protect speech that you like, freedom of speech protects speech that you hate." ― Ron Jeremy
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            • #11
              Prototype Frosta in "Unfinished White"
              "Filmation" Everybody - Just mild changes to color schemes and call it done.
              "Hyper Anime" Count Marzo with Excessive Sculptural Detail
              Not-Battle Damaged Roboto
              Muppet Show Clawful
              Middle-FInger Evil-Lyn (pretty much the first release, only at a $50 price point due to being a two-pack with Screeech)
              Not every beast is tender, especially if there is genius in his making.
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              • #12
                2015 SDCC Exclusive

                A pink rock to help celebrate the impending release of female rock warrior


                2015 Power Con Exclusive

                Unreleased vintage figures in lego form

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                • #13
                  Snake Surpirze Skeletor (Skeltor Cosplaying as a Snakemen...)
                  He-Man.org Forums
                  http://www.he-man.org/collecting/packing.php?id=1643
                  This is a forum dedicated to the discussion of all things He-Man and She-Ra! Join us for great fan discussion about Masters of the Universe and Princess of Power!


                  Happy Hordak
                  http://www.bustatoons.com/blog_images/blog_happy_hordak.jpg


                  80's action hero Giant GUN Gwildor (packaging would says "he's got a lot of serious work to do")

                  Fire Armor Icer or Frosta would be kinda WTF but also kinda cool I think.
                  Once upon a time, good advice was "be kind Rewind"now nobody remembers the past.

                  Masters of the universe The LOST TALES (a series of vintage style fan-comics and children's books)
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                  • Shawn
                    #13.2
                    Shawn commented
                    06-24-2014, 05:34 AM
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                    Oh it's one of the best parts of that mini comic. I've been contemplating changing my avatar for a while to that, but I'm such a procrastinator.
                  • Vahn
                    #13.3
                    Vahn commented
                    07-03-2014, 12:49 AM
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                    PROCRASTINATOR: Coming Soon...
                  • Shawn
                    #13.4
                    Shawn commented
                    07-07-2014, 08:14 AM
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                    hahahahah good one!
                • #14
                  I came up with something as the Worst Possible Classics Figure a few months back:

                  Spirit of Chase Disco Battleground Smash Blade Spector.
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                  • Shawn
                    #14.1
                    Shawn commented
                    06-24-2014, 05:38 AM
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                    You forgot Space ninja stealth samurai ;-) (wait...actually Does anyone know the number for Sabin entertainment? I think I just invented the next season of Power Rangers...)
                • #15
                  ...I would actually buy Disco Skeletor. Because I am a bad person.
                  Not every beast is tender, especially if there is genius in his making.
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                  • #16
                    Jungle warrior Icer
                    King Spector
                    Disco Ram-Man
                    Robot Chicken Trap-Jaw with Swedish pump attachment.
                    Queen Laserlot
                    Summer fun swimming suit Randor
                    Lt. Spector with karate chop gimmick (this would be THE ONLY MOTUC figure with an actual gimmick)
                    Robot Chicken She-Ra based on that hiiiilarious sketch when she's on a period which makes her go on a killing rampage
                    Adult diaper Granamyr
                    “A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill." ― Robert A. Heinlein
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                    • Mechanizor
                      #16.1
                      Mechanizor commented
                      06-24-2014, 02:48 AM
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                      Very funny stuff, especially the last one! LOL...
                    • Dark Angel
                      #16.2
                      Dark Angel commented
                      06-24-2014, 02:54 AM
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                      If I had the spares, I would totally customize a She-Ra with her boot firmly planted in Grizzlor's...well, you know.
                  • #17
                    Random He-Man Repaint #537: Let's call him "Defenestratin' Dukes He-Man". Yeah, that'll do.
                    Sawed-Off Sorceress: Double-Barreled for Twice the Fun!
                    Zod-ACK! Feline Cosmic Enforcer with Hairball Spitting Action
                    Downloaded Man-At-Arms (just a green-eyed Modulok head, MSRP $27)
                    Light Spinner - 'cause that'll make up for the Shadow Weaver being exclusive thing, right? ...right? ...guys...?
                    King Randor in Goat Form - Just anything to keep from making the Randor variant everyone has actually asked for for years...
                    Star Sisters/Fighting Foe Men Super Six Pack Repaints!
                    Not every beast is tender, especially if there is genius in his making.
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                    • #18
                      [QUOTE=Star Sisters/Fighting Foe Men Super Six Pack Repaints![/QUOTE]

                      Oh man, and make it s SIX PACK to kick of a Subscription Year too so people have to buy them.
                      “Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough"
                      ― Thomas Jefferson

                      Always looking to trade MOTUC to complete my collection.
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                      • Mechanizor
                        #18.1
                        Mechanizor commented
                        07-04-2014, 10:16 PM
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                        LOL, that would certainly be the final nail in the coffin!
                      • Shawn
                        #18.2
                        Shawn commented
                        07-07-2014, 08:18 AM
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                        final nail in coffin He-Man would involve "crush" or "smash gear ;-)
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