This idea came to me whilst procrastinating today. Please read the letter and provide any constructive criticisms and edits you wish. Keep in mind, the ultimate goal is for this letter to be sent to Mattel and Matty Collector.
"Dear SIrs,
I have a fantastic idea that you may utilize unconditionally. Superimpose the cartoon Matty mascot face over Scott Neitlich's in all your Youtube videos and advertisements.
This will serve several purposes.
First, it will negate the self promotion that Scott perpetrated throughout his Mattel tenure. Take away his "Toyguru" persona and redirect the attention back to Mattel and the product.
Second, it is cheap promotion from existing advertisement. I guarantee this will go viral and generate interest in the line, further generating interest in the 200X Subscription.
Third, it will entertain and cultivate interest from former subscribers who ceased collecting MOTUC, partly due to the antics of this former employee.
Finally, how often do you get to retroactively troll a megalomaniac. Do it for the lulz.
Regards,
Lifelong Masters of the Universe Fan."
I look forward to your thoughts, and look forward coordinating a mass mailing of this in the near future.
Oh, why am I doing this?
"Dear SIrs,
I have a fantastic idea that you may utilize unconditionally. Superimpose the cartoon Matty mascot face over Scott Neitlich's in all your Youtube videos and advertisements.
This will serve several purposes.
First, it will negate the self promotion that Scott perpetrated throughout his Mattel tenure. Take away his "Toyguru" persona and redirect the attention back to Mattel and the product.
Second, it is cheap promotion from existing advertisement. I guarantee this will go viral and generate interest in the line, further generating interest in the 200X Subscription.
Third, it will entertain and cultivate interest from former subscribers who ceased collecting MOTUC, partly due to the antics of this former employee.
Finally, how often do you get to retroactively troll a megalomaniac. Do it for the lulz.
Regards,
Lifelong Masters of the Universe Fan."
I look forward to your thoughts, and look forward coordinating a mass mailing of this in the near future.
Oh, why am I doing this?
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